Hey friends,

If there's anything you want to grab in my shop, you can get a 10% discount on your entire order until the end of December.

Just type JINGLEBELLS into the coupon code box at checkout.

Whatever you celebrate, I hope the holiday season is exactly what you need.

Love Inka xo

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Hello friends,

I've got a freebie for you today. A sweet little holiday gift.

Available as an ebook for the first time, Magpie's Garden is exclusive to my shop, so snuggle up with a hot chocolate and grab your free copy now!

Magpie is a real sweetheart, struggling with unimaginable loss, but when a leggy little hedgehog boy rolls into his garden, he thinks he's finally lost his mind.

Though this story touches on some heavy happenings, it's whimsical at its core, and I loved writing it. Magpie and Vallar own my whole heart.

One of the tropes I absolutely adore is when an "alien" arrives and the main character has to explain how things work. I had so much fun with that here.

This story features shopping for giant clothes, extreme enthusiasm for a can opener, memorable movie nights (with Titanic diagrams and Dirty Dancing), an underdog who comes out on top, and only one bed 👀

Happy reading, my friend!

We're down to our final four.

BLAZE:

• mischievous and sneaky fiend
• noisy boy
• big personality
• superior jumping skills
• ideal if you're planning a heist

ELLIOT:

• distinguished and friendly chap
• quiet professor vibes
• walking rug
• truly magnificent horns
• ideal if you'd like an indepth discussion on existential angst

JASPER:

• inquisitive dude
• handsome work of art
• extremely vocal
• clever boy
• ideal for distractions if you're planning something shady

NEVILLE:

• small king
• alpha cinnamon roll
• confident
• loves a snuggle
• ideal wing man

Vote then comment below for 3 entries into the final 13 Club draw.

For more entries, join the 13 Club on Facebook and serve us a fabulous goat meme, video or photo.

Happy voting, friends!

Something slightly different today. It's time for... battle of the pygmy goats. This trio are siblings, but we're only adopting one goat 😅 so which one will you vote for today?

This is Maggie. She's the popular girl with a musical voice and the attitude of a princess. She's pretty and she fucking knows it.

Then, there's her bro, Neville. A small king, confident and handsome, he loves a snuggle. What we have here is a small, alpha cinnamon roll.

Finally, we have Winston. He's polite and friendly, extremely loveable, and a very good boy who loves to frolic in the flowers.

Who's it gonna be, friends?

Once you've voted, comment below for an entry into the big giveaway that will go live once all the GOAT WARS voting is over in a couple of weeks. For an extra entry, post a goat meme or anything goat related in the 13 Club Facebook group.

The first semi final will go live in three days when the voting window closes.

It's time for the next round.

Jasper is an inquisitive dude who doesn't let the fact that he's only got one ear get in the way of his vocalising. Which is just as well considering who he's up against.

Meet Harry Styles (Goat Edition). Not to be confused with the musician of the same name, though he is equally fabulous.

Which way are we voting, friends? Jasper? Or Harry Styles?

Once you've voted, comment below for an entry into the big giveaway that will go live once all the GOAT WARS voting is over in a couple of weeks. For an extra entry, post a goat meme or anything goat related in the 13 Club Facebook group.

I'll be back in 3 days for the final line-up, then we'll be into the semi-finals.

Today, we have two handsome boys to choose from. It's going to be a tricky one.

First up is Douglas. Just look at that face. He's a sweet and affectionate boy with a heart bigger than his brain. Trust me, friends, you don't want this one on your pub quiz team.

Then we have Elliot, a distinguished and friendly fellow who prefers the quiet life over shenanigans. He is a walking rug with magnificent horns.

Oof! A tough choice today, friends.

Who's going through to the next round? Douglas or Elliot?

Once you've voted, comment below for an entry into the big giveaway that will go live once all the GOAT WARS voting is over in a couple of weeks. For an extra entry, post a goat meme or anything goat related in the 13 Club Facebook group.

It's time for round one of GOAT WARS!

When this is over, the 13 Club will be adopting itself a goat... but which one?

First up is Blaze.

He's a mischievous boy with a loud voice, big personality, and superior jumping skills. He's also handy with a crowbar, often found sneaking into the feed area.

Then we have Brandy.

Brandy is a proper lady who enjoys a good cuddle and playing with her buddies. She's highly energetic and loves to be the centre of attention, though she could just be distracting folks while Blaze dips into the feed area.

Who's making it through to the semi-finals? Blaze or Brandy?

Once you've voted, comment below for an entry into the big giveaway that will go live once all the GOAT WARS voting is over in a couple of weeks. For an extra entry, post a goat meme or anything goat related in the 13 Club Facebook group.

Hey friends,

I'm so excited to welcome you to the completely revamped (🧛‍♂️) 13 Club.

I've been working like a demon to have something in place by the end of October, and I'm almost there. The shop is looking great. I just need to decide which items to start out with because I’m struggling to hold all these delights back.

I’ll be focusing on the website end of things throughout October because although things should look relatively seamless from your end (eventually), the stories will be hosted on inkayork.com, while the shop and membership will be hosted here. Please bookmark both sites if you’re thinking of joining up.

I'll make it clearer what I'm up to in the coming weeks, but for now, just know that I'm working my buns off to create something better than I had before.

I'll be adding my ebooks to the shop soon, but I’m reformatting them with all new header images and including a digital signature. Print versions will be coming, but probably not until the new year.

More merch is also on the way, and for those of you who already know about my Gay Space Bridgerton project, here's a little sneak peek of what’s in store. Fancy Alien Dude comes in different colours, on different merch, and I can't wait to show you it all.

You'll need to be better prepared for the full frontal 👀

I'll be back soon,

Love Inka xo

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜